Introducing My New Favorite College Football Recruit, Rowdy "#MulletLife" Frederick

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6’4″. 334 pounds. Benches 350. Has a full grown vicious mullet. Lives in Broken Arrow Oklahoma which sounds not only badass, but is also the title of the best John Travolta, Christian Slater and Howie Long movie ever. Quotes himself as “One big hairy winning machine.” And his name is freaking ROWDY. Does it get any better? Can’t sign this guy fast enough in my opinion, not sure what these schools are doing showing “medium” interest. Asleep at the wheel.

Still can’t believe this is what high school kids look like these days.

PS – Dude loves this GOAT joke more than anything in the world ever, tweeted it 3 times in a row.